Nottingham Playhouse Theatre Company presents
Diary of a Football Nobody
By William Ivory
Friday 5 - Saturday 20 October
Auditorium - Tickets: £7.50 - £27.00 (Special Gala performance £35.00)
Details
Diary of a Football Nobody is based on former Notts County player David McVay’s hilarious memoir Steak…Diana Ross: Diary of a Football Nobody.
Diary of a Football Nobody is a candid warts-and-all tale of what it was like to play football at Notts County in the 1970s – a world far removed from the riches and celebrity of the modern game.
This new play is written by acclaimed Nottinghamshire writer William Ivory, whose successes include the screenplay for Made in Dagenham, his TV adaptation of D.H. Lawrence’s Women in Love and most recently the BBC One drama Bert and Dickie.
Full of down-to-earth comedy and tales of boozing, bust-ups and the unique style of the legendary Jimmy Sirrel, Diary of a Football Nobody takes audiences on a light-hearted journey to a bygone age of football, marking Notts County’s 150th anniversary.
Please note this play contains strong language throughout.
Twitter: #footballnobody
Cast
Grace and Alison Sophia Di Martino
David McVay Perry Fitzpatrick
Dave “Smithy” Smith and Kevin “The Claw” Randall Luke Gell
Don Masson / Steve “Flash” Carter and Arthur “Archie” Mann Rupert Hill
Les Bradd and Martin Coombes Christopher Hogben
John “Billy” Brindley and Barman Brian Lonsdale
Jack Wheeler and Granddad Seamus O’Neill
Jimmy Sirrel Eric Richard
Creative Team
Director Matt Aston
Designer Barney George
Lighting Designer Mark Pritchard
Musical Director/Composer Damian Coldwell
Movement Director Dan O’Neill
Projection Designer Will Simpson
Special Gala Performance
Join us for a very special performance of Diary of a Football Nobody on Thursday 11 October. For more information click here
The autumn season at Nottingham Playhouse is sponsored by The Nottingham:
We are also extremely grateful for support from Castle Rock:
Dates & Times
| Diary of a Football Nobody - Fri 5 Oct 7:45pm Fri 5 Oct | Auditorium | 7:45pm |
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£7.50 - £27.00 | |
| Diary of a Football Nobody - Sat 6 Oct 7:45pm Sat 6 Oct | Auditorium | 7:45pm |
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£7.50 - £27.00 | |
| Diary of a Football Nobody - Mon 8 Oct 7:45pm Mon 8 Oct | Auditorium | 7:45pm |
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£7.50 - £27.00 | |
| Diary of a Football Nobody - Tue 9 Oct 7:45pm Tue 9 Oct | Auditorium | 7:45pm |
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£7.50 - £27.00 | |
| Diary of a Football Nobody - Wed 10 Oct 7:45pm Wed 10 Oct | Auditorium | 7:45pm | £7.50 - £27.00 | ||
| Diary of a Football Nobody - Thu 11 Oct 7:45pm Thu 11 Oct | Auditorium | 7:45pm | £35.00 | ||
| Diary of a Football Nobody - Fri 12 Oct 7:45pm Fri 12 Oct | Auditorium | 7:45pm | £7.50 - £27.00 | ||
| Diary of a Football Nobody - Sat 13 Oct 3:00pm Sat 13 Oct | Auditorium | 3:00pm | £7.50 - £27.00 | ||
| Diary of a Football Nobody - Sat 13 Oct 7:45pm Sat 13 Oct | Auditorium | 7:45pm | £7.50 - £27.00 | ||
| Diary of a Football Nobody - Tue 16 Oct 7:45pm Tue 16 Oct | Auditorium | 7:45pm | £7.50 - £27.00 | ||
| Diary of a Football Nobody - Wed 17 Oct 7:45pm Wed 17 Oct | Auditorium | 7:45pm | £7.50 - £27.00 | ||
| Diary of a Football Nobody - Thu 18 Oct 1:30pm Thu 18 Oct | Auditorium | 1:30pm | £7.50 - £27.00 | ||
| Diary of a Football Nobody - Thu 18 Oct 7:45pm Thu 18 Oct | Auditorium | 7:45pm | £7.50 - £27.00 | ||
| Diary of a Football Nobody - Fri 19 Oct 7:45pm Fri 19 Oct | Auditorium | 7:45pm | £7.50 - £27.00 | ||
| Diary of a Football Nobody - Sat 20 Oct 7:45pm Sat 20 Oct | Auditorium | 7:45pm | £7.50 - £27.00 |



Football Nobody is a delicious slice of Nottinghamshire football from the era when we were known for football. Wonderful memories with an imaginative backdrop for scenery, plenty of laughs and a great story, and I'm not even a football fan. Wonderfully entertaining and another smash for Billy Ivory. Go and see it!!